Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

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Kim Jong Un told one of his assistants that he would pay up to $8,000 for a lock of Megyn's blonde hair.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea, has stated that there is nothing he likes more than a feisty woman who is not afraid to show the world that she can be gorgeously beautiful and have a set of balls as well.

Kim Jong Un said that he watched Megyn Kelly on television and even though he really could not understand what she was saying he did notice that she has a pretty damn good looking body on her.

The leader of North Korea told North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agency that the statuesque long-legged blonde woman was made to be mounted and produce babies like they're going out of style.

He said that he is so impressed with her fiery attitude that he is seriously thinking of getting a tattoo with her name on his wiener.

Kim Jong Un thought about what he'd said and replied, "Well maybe I'll have it put on one of my butt cheeks, yeah, that way it won't hurt like a mother effer and I'll hardly scream at all."

SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un plans to talk to his BFF Dennis Rodman and see if they can work it out for Megyn to visit North Korea in 2014. The North Korean leader stated that in the meantime he is sending his blonde fantasy lover 500 pounds of North Korea's finest rice.

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