Kim Jong Un Piñatas Are The Biggest Selling Piñatas In The Entire United States

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

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Hitler is the most hated man in England and Kim Jong Un is the most hated man in America.

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed who the most hated person in America is.

And for the third straight month the individual that Americans hate the most is North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

The ADGA reported that the Kim Jong Un piñatas are the biggest selling piñatas in the United States.

The agency did add that a close second was Miami Dolphins guard Richie Incognito, who has been voted by the NFL as the dirtiest player in football edging out Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions.

The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency stated that Kim Jong Un will most probably end up passing Bernie Madoff, Sarah Palin, and Omarosa in the all-time category by Christmas.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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