Prince George Bush named after his GOP warmonger great uncle

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

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"Looks just like you from the waist down, George"

London - An Iraq War pact signed in blood by the Poodle Brothers sees Kate and William's infant son named after his father's paternal uncle President George W Bush.

According to the UK Serious Fraud Squad the baby - which has zero chance of ever succeeding to the Throne - is said to be the spitting image 'from the waist downwards' of Great Unka George, the son of Hitler's Pope Pius XII.

Of course the name has to be first approved by the Ovarian Illuminati, the Hellfire Club of Great Britain and its Skull and Bones Society equivalent in America, the Falun Gong cult, Branch Davidians, Mossad and assorted nutjobs in the American Republican Party.

But his parents are confident they're onto a winner by picking a name redolent with commander-in-chief associations and other credible stuff.

Commenting on the new baby's name Fulham resident Barry George Bush - the man acquitted of killing TV presenter Jill Dando - insisted there's no blood tie between him and the newborn namesake.

UK chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is Margaret Thatcher and Prince Philip's horrid spawn.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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