Rodman and the Pope

Written by Spicewood

Wednesday, 13 March 2013

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The appearance of the new pontiff triggered the third roar from more than 100,000 people jammed into St. Peter's Square. Perhaps the loudest outburst coming when a rain soaked Dennis Rodman made his appearance. He indicated that Bergoglio was his choice, and his prediction turned out to be true.

The third outburst was when they spotted white smoke wafting over the Vatican, signaling the election was over. Moments later the bells of St. Peter's Basilica rang out, soon joined by church bells all over Rome. Moments later the bells of St. Peter's Basilica rang out, soon joined by the tinkle of bell earrings worn by Rodman.

After visiting with Pope Francis, Rodman, in a brief interview indicated that he was "heading out" to meet with the leaders of Al-Qaeda, in an attempt to resolve the world wide terrorist problem. "I have talked now with both Kim and the Pope, and we all agree that something has to be done. I had hoped to arrange a meeting with the Pope, Kim, myself and Obama, in Washington, but everything was closed, darn shame."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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