German girl on the dole offered job in brothel by Jobcentre!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Being on the dole in Germany is slightly different to elsewhere in Europe as the case of a a 19 year-old girl in Augsburg has proven. The local jobcentre offered her a job in a brothel because they were looking for a cleaning lady to clean up the place after business hours.

The girl was flabbergasted as she received the offer, but decided a job is a job and cleaning up in a brothel might have certain perks attached; her mother was of a different opinion and nearly had a heart attack.

The brothel owner, Hans Upperskirt-Wankimman (pronounced with a V)gave the following interview to the local yellow press, Die Augsburger Pimmelschau and here it is;

"Sie should only clean ze rooms, not bend over ze bett in front of horny gentlemen, and keep her panties on at all times zats all, nichts mehr, zis I told ze jobcentre!"

The girl went to ze brothel for an interview but thought ze job would be too much of a "handful" so she decided to start a new career as a "Street Worker" at ze local "Drive in and take-away!" The pay is much better, hours are shorter and you even get paid to lay-back in a luxury Mercedes now and then!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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