Ukrainian prostitutes have been pretty busy during the Euro 2012, but now they have decided to strike until it is all over. The reason why they are striking is because footy fans visiting the local bordellos in the Ukraine are too busy watching the games on flat screen tellies instead of concentrating on finishing their jobs lying on the girl's bumpy bellies.
Prostitutes offering their erotic services are unhappy at the performances of the fans during the games because every time someone scores a goal the fans do a rapid "coitus interupptus" jump up and down or start crying depending on who they support.
One prostitute called, Volga Olga Deepthroatski, is refusing to entertain horny footy fans until all TV's are removed from the bordellos and other girls experiencing the same non-cum shots have shown solidarity because they expect "hard reality" and not pussy footy fans whose only climax cums when Ronaldo or Gomez "shoot" in the goal or not.
According to Volga Olga the worst fans have been the Dutch she says, "they were too soft, not hard enough, only cum when Holland win, cried non-stop when they lost and their oranje make-up left an awful mess!"
