Geert Wilders cleared of hate and he didn't even deny the Holocaust!

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Thursday, 23 June 2011

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Dutch far right-wing politician, Geert Wilders, has been cleared of all hate charges thrown at him by the Dutch legal system even if they were quite hateful, well, for Muslims at least.

Many of his followers danced for joy as the announcement was made and many Dutch Muslims also danced, a war dance!

Once upon a time Geert decided to open his mouth too far, told the public that the immense influx of Muslim immigrants into Holland is dangerous and should be stopped.

Many Dutch people agreed with him, but being so tolerant, decided to keep their mouths shut until Geert was cleared of the charges, now they can all have their opinion and Muslims too.

So the coming weeks and days here in Holland promise to be quite volatile as Muslims and the indigenous Dutch start outing their opinions about each other and that sure aint going to be pretty!

One does have to respect Mijnheer Wilders though because although he did actually voice his opinion in a rather provocative fashion he never denied the Holocaust and this puts him on a different intellectual level than his British colleague, BNP leader, Nick Griffin, who is a complete twirp; but then again the Dutch tend to be more intellectual, they all speak at least 5 languages fluently ask Nick if he can!

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