Written by queen mudder

Monday, 23 April 2012

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Yuck, the facial resemblance is staggering

Norway - The mass killer is patently nuts prosecution sources said today as news of his heinous DNA was made public for the first time.

Apparently Anders Brevik has tested positive as Russian thug Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin's spawn, possibly conceived under duress atop an Oslo kebab shop counter one drunken weekend back in 1978.

A passing facial similarity and the same cold piranha eyes as the Russian mobster had previously been dismissed as typical of any Nordic tosspot born from incest.

Now the court is not so sure as Justice Ministry shrinks compete to diagnose a medical condition that would see Berevik banged up for life in some cushy grace 'n' favor mass murderers' rehab clinic.

Commenting on the various Norwegian psychiatric assessments the UK's Royal Freak Hospital's Prof Einstein Flintstone said "WTF?" today.

His expertise may now be sought as prosecutors demand a specialist diagnosis from the world's No 1 in mass murdering behavior.

Expect a result shortly before teatime tomorrow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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