Vladimar Putin is new Chelsea Manager

Funny story written by Linius

Sunday, 4 March 2012

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Freshly victorious Russian President Vlad,feels he has the skills to sort out Chelsea's woes.

His new regime will make Frank Lampard very happy as he will be Captain, following John Terry's penchant for perving and pultitrudious, he will be sold to Tottenham.

Also as the Political Ogalith who is renowned for his rage and the destruction of his enemies, now has his eyes set on the Holy Grail of English Football (Chelsea)

He will be able to command total respect when he purchases the European Cup/FA Cup and all the Pulaski County Girls he can get.

Roman Arkadyevich Abramovich,current owner of Chelsea will get the Siberian Oil Empire and Paris Hilton as payment for the Chelsea post.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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