An anti-whaling boat has been capsized by a giant wave in the Southern Ocean, it was chasing Japanese whalers out on their annual slaughter.
The incident happened as a giant white whale called Moby Dick, was being hunted by a Japanese whaler who's peg-legged captain's name was Horatoi Hagahornblowa. Moby, was determined to have Captain Horatoi for lunch and decided to attack the whaling boat, but unfortunately he didn't see the anti-whaling boat closing in on the Japs.
Moby then made a huge u-turn in the water causing a tsunami like wave which hit the side of the "Brigitte Bardot" and it capsized. Realising too late that the captain of the "Brigitte Bardot" had two legs and not one, Moby Dick (he's a clever whale) decided to call it a day and disappeared below the waves.
The Japanese whaler went home empty handed (gladly) and nearly legless as peg-legged Captain Horatoi Hagahornblowa stamped angrily up and down the deck swearing revenge on Moby Dick and cursing at the unruly intervention of Brigitte Bardot. (Although, if Brigitte had been 50 years younger the writer of this sea-shanty would have loved to have been intervened by her and would have had a whale of a time!)