Interpol has issued an arrest warrant for Jacques Teton, CEO of "Tits for Tarts" on charges of perpetuating a fraud. The basis for the arrest warrant was the French government's recall of all the defective breast implants that were manufactured by Teton's company.
According to the arrest warrant, Teton knowingly allowed the manufacture of the implants using toothpaste instead of silicone. As a result of this alleged deception, 50,000 European women are witnessing the deterioration of their implants and now understand why their whole bodies smell "minty fresh."
Meanwhile, the location of Teton is unknown despite the mobilization of 65% of Interpol's resources.
Exclaimed Henri Tou-Tou, Chief of Interpol, "I dun't oonderstan pourquois we cannot find eem. Eee iz such a boob!"
