Germany And France to Renew World War 2

Written by G. G. Keyes,

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

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Berlin, Germany: Germany and France, desperate to find money to save the European Union from bankruptcy, are about to declare war upon each other. The war will be staged to bring in the Americans to, as usual, save France and flood the European countries with American reconstruction money.

To keep the war as short as possible and to limit damage, France and Germany will follow the plans of previous engagements. France, as usual, will build a massive defensive wall of fortifications between France and Germany. Germany, as usual, will simply bypass it by going around the west side of it and entering Paris.

Millions of Greeks, Italians, Spaniards, Portuguese, and Irish, enjoying their yearly 51 weeks of paid vacation, will join the Germans and French in Paris to party and await the arrival of the Yanks and the expected trillions of "reconstruction" dollars.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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