Iranian protestors storm UK Embassy searching for a decent cup of tea!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

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Waiting "Charge of the light Brigade" about to be deployed in Iran

A group of very thirsty Iranian protestors with nothing better to do have stormed the UK Embassy in Teheran causing an "Iranian tea party!" Police attempted to thwart the attack, but were helpless as the rioters, mainly students and wearing hoodies, gate-crashed the building. A portrait of the Queen was damaged as one clown drew a moustache over her top lip.

The main reason for the protest was in Teheran it is virtually impossible to get a decent cup of tea; a storm in a tea cup cup yes, but a decent cuppa, no way!

The rioters knew that the Brits working in the Embassy receive the finest tea so they decided to break in and search for a luvvely cuppa Earl Grey or the equivalent. One dastardly cad was caught "green handed" leaping over the Embassy wall with a teapot full of the stuff under his arm, how dare he!

The Iranian Government have apologised to the UK and promised in the future to keep the tea crazy rascals out. The angry UK government have warned the Iranians that if it happens again they will send in the "Charge of the Light Brigade" currently deployed in the Crimea, or was that a different war?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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