New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for New Queen portrait unveiled by French Foreign Legion
True colors in a very dodgy outfit

France - The likeness to Uncle Joe Stalin is said to be formidable even without the addition of a 'dead slug' handlebar mustache, Brigadier General Henri Le Collaborateur commented today.

Unveiling the portrait by noted Left Bank piss artiste Armand Poseur the Legion's commander praised its honorary colonel-in-chief's bold decision to be captured in a canary yellow outfit.

"Oui, it shows off zee regiment's true colors to perfection," Le Collaborateur explained, "while distracting attention from the newly refurbished hairpiece."

Queen Elizabeth has been the French Foreign Legion's figurehead for more than 50 years since shagging General De Gaulle in a secret pact that saw her name her firstborn after her lover and eventually atoned for the Queen Mother's World War II sex crimes.

However various strenuous lewd acts had affected her follicles, eventually making most her hair fall out.

"Alas, La Reine Anglaise is 'ow we say bald," watercolorist Poseur admitted, "but artistic licence 'as given us zees jaunty wig."

The portrait will hang in the regiment's Rogues Gallery until April 1st 2012 after which it will go on tour to the newly revamped Chernobyl Arts Center in the Ukraine.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more