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Funny story: Rudolph Refusing To Go Anywhere Near Aleppo

Rudolph Refusing To Go Anywhere Near Aleppo

North Pole, Arctic - Rudolph is not apologizing for his recent weekend Twitter rampage, stating that he will not be forced to drop presents off in Aleppo, Syria. Sighting claims that it is far too dangerous to go anywhere near the bombed-out city...

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Funny story: Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...

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Funny story: "Send A Message" To 9-Year-Olds Says GOP Chief

"Send A Message" To 9-Year-Olds Says GOP Chief

Oversight and Government Reform Chairman Darrell Issa, R-Calif., has sent President Barack Obama a letter calling for an end to the 2012 executive order granting stays of deportation to children brought into the country illegally by their parents whe...

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Funny story: Gay Couple Staying Together For The Kids

Gay Couple Staying Together For The Kids

Arnold Mason and Donald Heart say that they are only staying together because of the children. "They would be broken hearted if we separated", stated Mason. "That Donald's always got his nose stuck up somebody's backside and I would ask him to lea...

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Funny story: Parents skipping so children don't go hungry

Parents skipping so children don't go hungry

Many children in poor families are not eating proper meals because most of the food is eaten by their over-weight parents. These parents are now being ordered to skip meals and take up skipping instead so that their starving kids will have a bit m...

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Funny story: South Park Elementary School attacked by Feds: one dead, two injured

South Park Elementary School attacked by Feds: one dead, two injured

SOUTH PARK COLORADO (ABSNN) - "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Bastards," said a sobbing fifth grader at South Park Elementary School located in this fictional town. In the wake of repeated calls for Federal action by a Fox News Host (whose name I...

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Funny story: Children in Need Muppet Song sweeps the nation

Children in Need Muppet Song sweeps the nation

Friday eighteenth of November will live long in people's memories, for it was the night that the Muppet song, Manama nam, boo boo bi do do went viral. "It was phenomenal," said Gary Barlow on the Sunday afterwards, "Boo boo de do do. I've been hea...

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Funny story: Children In Need Boosted by "Doin' Nowt' Man

Children In Need Boosted by "Doin' Nowt' Man

Annual BBC charity TV marathon Children In Need was celebrating another record-breaking Friday night gala, with more than £23 million raised so far. And local misery "Knocker" Pratt is making a significant contribution to that total. Mr Pratt i...

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Funny story: Pudsey to lose eyepatch in swingeing BBC cuts to Children in Need

Pudsey to lose eyepatch in swingeing BBC cuts to Children in Need

The BBC is to strip Children in Need's flagship fundraiser, Pudsey the Bear, of his modesty preserving eyepatch amidst swingeing cuts to the budget for this month's annual broadcast, according to reports. Pudsey, who sustained the head wound when...

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Funny story: The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

The Five PMs to do a skit on Doctor Who

Prime Minister, David Cameron has reluctantly allowed Nick Clegg to take part in a Children's In Need special entitled "The Five Prime Ministers". The ten minute sketch is a comedy take on the popular Doctor Who episode The Five Doctors in which P...

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Funny story: Casey Anthony Opening Day Care Center

Casey Anthony Opening Day Care Center

Casey Anthony, the controversial Tot Mom that was recently found innocent of Murder in the death of her 2 year old child Caylee Anthony has announced to the world what the future will hold for her, if she gets her wish. She has applied for a permi...

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Funny story: Children's groups have been warned not to play games in the dark after the Court of Appeal upheld a compensation award to a scout injured during night activities.

Children's groups have been warned not to play games in the dark after the Court of Appeal upheld a compensation award to a scout injured during night activities.

"Children's groups have been warned not to play games in the dark after the Court of Appeal upheld a compensation award to a scout injured during night activities." Sad but true. No longer will Blind Man's Buff be allowed at children's parties.

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Funny story: Peter Andre Implodes On Live TV

Peter Andre Implodes On Live TV

Estranged husband of jungle 'celebrity' Katie Price, Peter Andre this evening made a complete and utter twat of himself on the BBC's annual 'Children In Need' appeal. Singing in a squeaky high-pitched voice, Andre declared that his love was 'Uncon...

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Funny story: Children In Need Hit By Credit Crunch

Children In Need Hit By Credit Crunch

The BBC Children In Need appeal was, this morning, said by organisers to have significantly suffered from the effects of the worldwide Credit Crunch, and donations were down 18.4% on the 2007 figure. David Ramsden, of BBC Children In Need told vie...

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Funny story: Children in Need is 'as boring as Fu*k' - It's Official!

Children in Need is 'as boring as Fu*k' - It's Official!

After 255 years of ruining the whole of a Friday night TV entertainment each year, the Big Bottom Broadcasting Company has finally conceded that it's annual 'Children in Need' monopolisation of the BBBC1 airwaves is 'as boring as fu*k'. Terry Wigo...

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Funny story: Gary Glitter Conspicuously Absent From Children In Need Extravaganza

Gary Glitter Conspicuously Absent From Children In Need Extravaganza

Glam rocker come convicted paedophile Gary Glitter was this evening notably absent from the Children In Need fund raising marathon, a notable BBC institution. As the clock ticked towards eleven pm and the charity fund stood at a staggering £13 mil...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba Pledges To Stay On His Feet For Children In Need

Didier Drogba Pledges To Stay On His Feet For Children In Need

Under-fire Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has apologised for his 'moment of madness' in the Carling Cup-tie on Wednesday night, when he threw a coin into a crowd of Burnley fans, narrowly missing their eyes, and, to make up for it, has tonight made a...

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