Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 2 July 2011

image for Nadya "Octomom" Suleman Says She Can't Afford Her 14 Kids - Kate Gosselin Tells Her She'll Take Them All
Kate Gosselin may have an attitude, but the gal ain't to shabby in the body department. (Photo by Billy Ray Cyrus).

READING, Pennsylvania - Well it appears that Kate Gosselin's reality television show may have to change its name from Kate Plus 8 to Kate Plus 22.

Kate "The Great" Gosselin heard about the financial, emotional, physical, and mental problems that Nadya Suleman, mother of 14 children (including octuplets) confessed she is having and immediately called her up.

Gosselin, who has eight children of her own, told Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight that she spoke with Suleman for 45 minutes and realized that to put it mildly Naddy's decimal point is several digits off.

Kate pointed out that Ms. Suleman's 12-string guitar is missing about 5 of the strings and that she will be flying out to La Habra, California and taking all 14 kids away from her and returning them to her home in Reading, Pennsylvania.

When de Gallo asked Gosselin if she would be able to afford the extra 14 mouths to feed and cloth the 36-year-old blonde smiled and said that it will be difficult but added that she'll just have to step up the publishing date on her latest book titled, My Time On Dancing With The Stars and What I Could Have Done Differently In Order To Have Won The Son-of-A-Gun.

Pico de Gallo said he contacted Nadya Suleman and asked her how she felt about Kate Gosselin taking all of her 14 kids and raising them as her own along with her 8.

Suleman heaved a great big sigh of relief and replied that she was thrilled and that when she sees Kate she may just give her the biggest French kiss in the history of French kisses.

She thought about it for a while, grinned, and said that as beautiful and sexy as Kate is hell she may give the stunning, long-legged, gorgeous blonde two big French kisses but not in a lesbianite way of course.

July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day, especially in Chickenville, Ohio, where everyday is National Fried Chicken Day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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