Birthers Try to Claim Hawaii Isn't Part of America

Written by Inhopeless

Saturday, 30 April 2011

HONOLULU & WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the victory by Obama that the 'sideshow' of the Birthers have been laid to rest, they are still coming up with ways to wormhole out of this.

"Hawaii isn't a state!" proclaimed one, while wearing a Tea Party shirt. "Look! According to this map of Americaland, Hawaii is surrounded by a white box south of Texas, next to Alaska! But that's not on the Americaland, is it?"

Other birthers claim that it is not on the American continent, and therefore is not a state.

"Tell, me, how come those foreign Hawaiiland peoples come here with a passport? If they were Americans, they wouldn't need one!"

Birthers have tried to prove that the birth certificate had a typo, claiming that Obama was born in 1951 (Eight years before Hawaiian statehood), and that Hawaii is not part of the IRS's document.

"Look, it says that all citizens must pay taxes to the United States of America, including Washington D.C. and overseas territories. It doesn't say Hawaii on there, and Hawaii is a state - according to those left-wing Communist doctorates - and not a territory. See, see?!"

Donald Trump, all around broke billionare, said that was not part of the USA when the Constitution was signed. He said it meant that the "little negro loser is not a negro American."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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