Donald Trump Releases Presidential Agenda

Funny story written by Inhopeless

Saturday, 30 April 2011

Donald Trump, businessman, has released this document in respect to the fact that he could be the Republican's Presidential Candidate. According to Trump this will show that 'he has a clear plan.'

- Rob oil from everywhere
- Rob slaves from China
- Shrink government to size of Secret Santa board
- Create new jobs in gold-digging
- Cut benefits
- Cut taxes & give free money to the rich
- Ban all other parties
- Privatise everything
- Unban monopolies

- Give everyone a free firearm with a 33mm round
- Legalise killing of hobos, Communists, Mexicans
- Legalise killing abortion doctors
- Make all city people move to tiny towns
- Stop all them scummy Chinamen from stealing all our technology
- Kick out all them smelly Mexicans

- Invade. Take. Sell. Repeat
- Disengage from the United Nations Communist Organisation
- Cut aid funding to everywhere, including internal aid
- Crush China

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