A lawsuit citing defamation of character, emotional trauma, humiliation, loss of appetite and sleepless nights has been filed against a man who called his neighbor "a jerk."
Congress is in process of proposing a law to prohibit certain words being used to describe another person.
The list, besides a word describing a common work animal starting with the first letter of the alphabet, includes moron, fruitcake, fatso, skinny, boring, juvenile, nerd, air-head, old crone, daffy, goon, bum, flake...
For a complete list of names to be banned refer to an unabridged dictionary.
Exempt from the law will be the leftist news media and liberal politicians!
