Illinois House And Gun Owner's Privacy Demonstrate Why Women Should Not Be In Politics

Funny story written by Kid Icarus

Monday, 11 April 2011

image for Illinois House And Gun Owner's Privacy Demonstrate Why Women Should Not Be In Politics
Lisa Madigan looking ugly as usual.

Attorney General Lisa Madigan is a prime example as to why voters, both female and male, should not vote for women in political office after she tried to open up the files of gun owners to the public.

Madigan said she felt stupid and contagious for saying she was better than men when it comes to decision making. She also said she was embarrassed for leaving an awful fish odor in her office chair.

During an interview in 2008 she admitted to once licking her used tampon to see what her period tasted like, out of pure curiosity.

Lady Madigan said the state police should release the official list identifying all firearm permit holders because of the Freedom of Information Act.

Madigan, with her cross eyed look, announced to reporters that the public has an interest in the information because a woman who is ineligible to carry a firearm might be on the list.

Paroled criminals were counting on Madigan to pull off her junk law, so their contacts could supply them with information from the list to help them identify which homes do not posses firearms to makes it easier for them to commit their home invasion robberies, anticipating no resistance from the homeowners.

Madigan's opponents said that millions of homeowners would have rushed to gun stores to purchase multiple firearms, so they could be placed on the list, to prevent burglars from attacking them while they sleep at night. This would have poured billions of dangerous firearms into society making gun dealers multi-millionaires and defeating Madigan's concept of gun control.

Madigan used to work and was trained in the Michael D. Antonovich Antelope Valley Courthouse before moving to another state.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more