WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska and mother to the third best dancer in the entire United States, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin was recently asked by a reporter for Sports Territory Magazine who she had picked to win the NCAA "March Madness" Tournament.
The ex-future mother-in-law of the next mayor of Wasilla Levi Johnston, paused for a moment. She looked out her kitchen window and pondered the question knowing that she had to be very careful with what she said and how she said it so as not to make herself look stupid.
"Well ya know." She stated, "I guess that I will have to go with my gut instinct which is exactly how I arrive at a lot of my political policies, views, and ideals. And having said that, gosh darnit, I guess that I am going to have to go with The Green Bay Packers to repeat as World Series champs."
Palin was asked if she was sure about that. She smiled, took a sip from her bottle of Delaware Punch and a bite from her caribou and Gorgonzola cheese sandwich and replied, "Yeppers, golly gee whiz I am going to have to stick with a winner, just like me, the Green Bay Porkers it is."
"Packers?"
Suddenly "Snowflake's" demeanor changed and she became a little huffy. She replied that she had said Packers and she told the STM reporter Atwood "Overtime" McSparrow not to be going all Katie Couric and Charlie Gibson on her.
McSparrow stated that he wasn't but that he was just surprised at her pick. Palin asked him if he was perhaps a Pittsburgh Pirates fan and was still all upset that the Green Bay Porkers had beaten the Pirates in Super Bowl VLX, or LXV, or XVL, or XLV or something with three Romanian letters.
Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin was recently asked about the divorce rumors. She stated that there are three things that her and Todd do not discuss in public. One, the foul-mouths of their three daughters. Two, store-bought food. And three, those gosh darn damn divorce rumors.
