Rush Doesn't Hate All Liberals

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Thursday, 13 January 2011

Washington - Rush Limbaugh doesn't hate all liberals, he made that point on his radio show today.

"I like those liberals that let me off for that little drug problem I had. A conservative probably throws me in jail for a couple years." Rush said on his radio show.

Rush Limbaugh also mentioned that he will stay hateful things about liberals, because he doesn't have to kiss their butt anymore because he believed he kicked his drug habit.

Listeners of Rush's show are always quick to defend the bigot, but on his drug issue they seemed to have forgotten about it.

"I don't blame Rush for taking drugs. There are a lot of pressures on the man to preform his hate filled show. Sure, a good American would turn to beer or booze, but not Rush, he likes the more expensive stuff. I bet it was a liberal that sold Rush the drugs." Joe Plummer, a Rush listener, said.

Rush encouraged his listeners not to take up all his bad habits, but encouraged them to listen to his brilliance with a biased ear.

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