Rush Limbaugh Loves Role of Racist

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Rush Limbaugh loves the role of number one racist on radio.

"I used to deny that I was a racist, ah ah ah, but then I realized I needed to come to grips with who I am. I am a racist." Rush Limbaugh said on his radio show today.

Rush was making fun of Obama's skin color and talking about how American's want to see Obama succeed because his skin color was dark, when he admitted to being a racist.

Rush also commented that he thought being an outed racist gave him the right to spread lies about a president; however, he said this was due to the fact a racist never likes someone who is different and facts only cloud reality when it comes to talk radio.

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