Rush Limbaugh Wished Jared Lougher Wasn't White

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Washington - Rush Limbaugh said he wished Jared Loughner wasn't white, because then it wouldn't be so hard for him to avoid the fact a white man used a gun in a crime.

Rush has claimed that now Americans are going to want to spend more money on education and health care, and probably even want to listen to other radio programs for their daily dose of political rhetoric.

"I just hope the American public doesn't find out that Mr. Loughner had a tattoo of me on his ass, and that Mr. Loughner called into my show on a regular basis." Rush said on his radio show today.

Rush also said that his hateful rhetoric is for just to entertain his listeners.

Sidebar: Today, Rush bought a new Glock from an internet seller.

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