Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 30 December 2010

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Sarah Palin has always expressed an intense fondness for Russian salad dressing.

CHICAGO - Wikileaks has just released a blockbuster document which appears to show a copy of Sarah Palin's actual birth certificate.

The document, which is listed as Classified BC-00329, has a photo attached to it. The photo shows that it is a copy of a birth certificate that was issued by the Sisters of Our Lady of The Frozen Tundra Hospital in Beringovsky, Russia, on February 11, 1964, to Chuck and Sally Heathbar.

The Palin baby was named Sarah Maricopa Palin, although when Sarah turned 21, she had her middle name legally changed to Marie. Baby Palin weighed 6 pounds 6 ounces, was shown to be a female, and was delivered by Dr. Vladimir Moscovitch.

The ex-governor of Alaska would later confess that the reason she changed her name was because she did not want anyone thinking that she had been born in Maricopa, Arizona.

A noted professor from Eskimo State University in Juneau, Crofton V. McRuffle, Jr., acknowledged that the birth certificate appears to be genuinely authentic as well as authentically genuine.

Crofton added that the tiny little right footprint inked on the birth certificate has the exact same DNA found on the right foot of Sarah Palin.

Professor Crofton, who is a charter member of Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party, expressed his disappointment at the fact that Palin is really a Russian citizen and not an American citizen as everyone including her husband Todd had been led to believe.

The professor was asked by a reporter for the Fairbanks Morning Chronicle Gazette, Jose De Las Flautas, if there was someway that Palin could still conceivably run for president of the United States.

Crofton got a stern look on his face, shook his head, and replied, "No way, Jose."

In late breaking news. Sixteen inmates reportedly 'broke' out of Sing Sing Prison in New York 'late' last night. The convicts are armed with automobile license plate making tools as well as well as with rock pile breaking pick axes and sixteen empty prison cafeteria food trays.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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