Obama Admits He is Whipped

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 13 December 2010

Washington - President Obama admitted to the press the other day that he is whipped. His wife tells him when he can do press conferences and when he can play basketball with the guys.

"I already made my wife wait an hour, so I need to leave, or I will be sleeping on the couch tonight." Obama told the press.

As he left, Bill Clinton fielded questions for him.

Bill Clinton began his address to the media by making whipping noises as Obama exited the room, but was glad to answer any questions the press might have about tax cuts for the rich and President Obama being whipped.

"I wouldn't mind being whipped by his wife, oh, I mean I wouldn't mind being given a tax cut." Clinton said to a reporter that asked him about tax cuts for the rich.

The press did enjoy talking to a president that really view them as the enemy.

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