New York NY: The Reverend Al Simpleton has petitioned the Federal Calzone Commission (FCC) about closing cooking show host Rush Limburger's chain of Calzone restaurants, located in Manhattan NYC.
The Reverend Simpleton, who owns Calzone shops located in the Bronx NYC, claims Rush's Calzone's are only eaten by NASCAR racers and have a hard crust. He said "how could anyone with a German surname like Limburger know anything about making a non-NASCAR racer Calzone? I on the other hand was born in a little village near Mt. Vuvuzela, the volcano that last erupted in 79 AD."
Mr. Limburger responded by saying "the Reverend Simpleton is the Anti-Crust, has tiny Calzones and is a man who supported Washington DC big dough spender Harry Reno's NASCAR racer Calzones served to President Obama!
