Nevada--President Obama's spine was found wondering in Area 51.
A specialist, who didn't want to be named in this article, said that he saw the spine wondering around in the restricted area around 0300 yesterday morning.
The spine was later seen by a General who was caught on camera trying to capture the spine.
The video footage is now classified, and the government is denying that there was ever a spine wondering around the base.
Republicans familiar with President Obama claim that it was the president's spine wondering around Area 51 and also claim that the spine is likely to stay confined at the base until after the 2012 elections.
The president's press secretary claims the the president isn't missing his spine, but did hint at the fact that the president is missing his conscience.
