Written by Inhopeless

Friday, 3 December 2010

NEW YORK - The Shuttleworth Institute of Research have compiled data about the top 200 (of 200 million) dangers to national security.

Several dangers from last year have reappeared, such as The Tea Party, Stubborness and many others.

Here are some samples from the data, plus some 'conventional' dangers:

1: Global Warming
2: Your Mother
3: Racism/Homophobia
4: National Subborness
5: Uneducated Masses
100: Celebrities
101: Terrorism
154: Creationism
155: 'Reality' TV
156: Communism
200: America

Some people have openly voiced critisism of the findings.

"Where the hell is Obama on the list?" said one Tea Party member. "He's a Jewish Muslim Nazi."

"What about my neighbours?" said a Republican. "They say they some damned mooslems. Why the hell they mooslems? They wanna murder me with their spicy foods and shit!"

Oh, prejudiced bigots are #9 on the list.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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