Written by Guy Bellefonte

Friday, 3 December 2010

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Sean McGinn moved to the Tampa Bay area 6 months ago, leaving behind his Boston roots for some fun-in-the-sun. Locals cannot decide if they dislike his haircut or dumb accent worse.

"Everything with this asshole is like; yo, that's wicked hardcore or yo, this food sucks, Boston has the best everything, Boston, Boston, Boston. It's fucking sickening," said local Richard Myers. "You would swear that the streets in Boston were paved with friggin gold."

A brief interview with McGinn confirmed that he is a stupid ass. "Yo, the waves were wicked today. Too bad the seafood around here sucks hot ass though. Down at the harba we had da best seafood in da world. Ma and I would take the ca dawn on da weekend and go wicked crazy"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: boston, Transplant

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