U.S Government Announces, The Future Is Past

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Sunday, 28 November 2010

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The Future is a State of Mind

The United States Government announced today that the future is a thing of the past. Governments generally think of the future as something off in the distance. Recent economic downtrends have eaten up the anticipated future. In essence, we have no future. It's already been spent.

Senator Warren Cratch said, "We never thought the future would balance it's self to the now, unfortunately it has.

The Federal Reserve has been printing money like it's going out of style but it did nothing to stem the tide.

The American Citizens don't seem to be alarmed that the future is a thing of days gone past. They could care less.

The Rand Cooperation, was contracted to put together a think tank to contemplate the situation. All they came up with is Today is Tomorrow's, Yesterday.

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
"The future is always beginning now."
Mark Strand

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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