November 30th Planet Alignment Will Give You Floating Sensation If Lying On Your Bed

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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Mars One Of Three Planet Alignment!

Both British and American scientists are excited about what may happen on November 30th during a twelve-hour period that day.

"If you lie down flat on your back on your bed, the gravity pull of the sun on the three planets in a line will make you feel that you are being pulled toward your ceiling", stated British Scientist Reginald Swift. "Of course it will be dark in places and the four hours in the middle of the planet alignment will be the best, but all 12 hours will be amazing."

In America, Professor Harold McKinney stated that he totally agreed. "Venus, Earth and Mars will be in a direct line as they revolve around the sun."

McKinney stated that he intends to be outside lying on the earth to get the full effect.

"I imagine it will make you think you're about to float off into space. A very exciting experience and it only happens every 900 years."

Both men say that they have read a transcript of what happened in 310, 1800 years ago and how many thought there had been a curse on the earth or that the earth was moving toward the sun.

"There are no records of what it was like in 1210 because of a plague and drought but this time we are ready with our recording instruments and wanted to share with the whole world this amazing experience that only a few astronauts have felt up until now. Of course this could be even better."

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