Written by queen mudder

Friday, 22 October 2010

London - (YouBoob! Mess): The annual Hunter's Moon this Saturday could play havoc with silicon implants and inflatable boobies scientists warned today.

Lunar nocturnal emissions during last year's Taurus full moon had been bad enough, the Astrological Institute for Mammary Studies boffins explained to reporters.

Hospitals reported a rush of implant reverse procedures last October after thousands of breasts flopped - suddenly and mysteriously.

This year the annual astrological phenomenon occurs on the sun's crossover to Scorpio, the sign of the sting and deflated ambitions.

Apparently, that's terrible news for wannabe WAGs and Premiership hookers who may be unaware how cosmic vibrations can screw up their stonkers.

Coleen Rooney's are 100% natural, of course.

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Topics: Breasts, astrology

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