Keith Olbermann's Demands Met: Can Now Use Woman's Restroom

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 8 November 2010

MSNBC's sneering Conservative hater, Keith Olberwomann, is demanding that MSNBC executives apologize to him for violating his Wurst Amendment rights.

Last week he(she) was suspended from his broadcast position after it was found that he donated money to liberal Democrat candidates running for election last week. It is MSNBC's policy that its news-people should not financially support political candidates.

As part of his settlement, MSNBC is also allowing Olberwomann to use the same studio restroom as Rachell Maddow who follows Olberwomann on evening MSNBC news. Olberwomann, who reportedly squats to pee into the oversized diapers he wears while distorting the news, will now be able to sit on the very same toilet seat warmed by Maddow.

Another injustice rectified.

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