Obama Appoints Keith Olbermann Dingleberry Czar

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Monday, 19 October 2009

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President Barack Obama has appointed another Czar to his cabinet and created another $350,000 a year government job (with benefits and pension plan). Keith Olbermann of NBC News, possibly the biggest white Obama apologist, has been appointed the new "Dingleberry Czar."

While making the announcement, the President said that "I have noticed a lot of stuff in the news lately about dingleberrys. They've been outlawed at nude beaches and I have been told that they are unsanitary and gross."

"As I do not know what kind of berry this is (though I doubt it is related to a strawberry), I think it is important to have a smart guy like Keith Olbermann to advise me on this."

From his new corner office in the Executive Office Building, Olbermann said that "I think I should have plenty of time to do this and be the Czar of something else also. Maybe I could get double pay if I was also the Flatulence Czar or the Snail Trail Czar."

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