Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 26 March 2010

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Despite Keith Olbermann's claim that he and Rachel regularly shower together between their liberal propaganda diatribes, and that her cleavage reminds him of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers as they converge to form the Ohio River, she continues to wear turtleneck sweaters on her newscasts, hiding all vestiges of her disputed womanhood.

With both limp-wristed men and tatooed dykes on bikes enchanted with her whimsical smile, just once would I like to be rewarded with a glimpse of her boobs. Come on Rachel! What have you to lose? By the way, does Keith wear his mother's nighties when he showers with you?

And lastly, is getting nekid with him fun?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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