Written by Gay Larry

Saturday, 16 October 2010

It all started off peacefully enough, but by the time nightfall arrived, an unlucky New Mexico gay man had experienced one of the worst days of his life, after a slip of the tongue almost cost him dearly.

Larry Sabu, 20, an unemployed homosexual from Las Cruces, had decided to take a stroll in the park, and opted to head in the direction of the children's playground.

He spent a good two hours in the warm October sunshine watching local tots playing on the slides and swings, before dozing off and having a snooze on an area of grass near to where the children were playing.

However, experiencing what can only be described as a Gay Wet Dream, Larry's penis began to harden and, standing fully erect, made his jeans resemble a makeshift tent. Children screamed and cried for their mummies, and police arrived within minutes. Larry was taken away for questioning.

At the local pigsty, Larry, having just being shaken awake by a burly policeman, struggled to explain what had happened, but mistakenly told his questioners "I was just talking a wank in the park".

This was all the officers needed, and they didn't wait for him to correct his mistake before kicking the shit out of him and locking him in a cell along with some other homosexuals they had detailed earlier.

Said Larry later "Those burly men were brutes! I made an innocent slip of the tongue, subconsciously substituting the word 'wank' for the similar word 'walk', and all hell broke loose! I only escaped by the foreskin of my teeth by giving the police captain a blow job underneath his desk. Ding dong!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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