Written by JAB

Saturday, 16 October 2010

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New York, NY - NYPD have charged a Staten Island woman with lewd conduct in showing cameltoe while protesting the planned Mosque at ground zero. The twenty year old, 245 pound, Pamela Scrapple -- wearing a sweat shirt with 'Daddy's Little Girl' on the front and Miley Cyrus designer short shorts - was caught in the middle of an altercation between pro and anti demonstrators. When the police broke up the melee they noticed Ms. Scrapple had cameltoe and charged her with lewd conduct.

According to Ms.Scrapple, "I didn't have cameltoe when I got there -- I smelled hummus just before all the pushing and shoving - I think someone gave me cameltoe just when the cops broke things up."

A person who did not wish to be identified said, "Our religion does not permit the touching, smelling or eating of pork and as you can see by that woman well, I'll let you be the judge."

The NYPD issued a statement, which read: The New York Police Department allows the eating of hummus only with pita bread, and there was no pita bread at that demonstration.

Ms. Scrapple's public defender, asserted, "I intend to prove my client innocent of knowingly having cameltoe and clear her name so she carries on her career, as a school crossing guard, without the stigma of cameltoe."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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