Global Leaders and Politicians argue about the positioning of the deck chairs and who should be sitting where!

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Friday, 1 October 2010

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United Nations, the end of exponential world growth.

United Nations, Manhattan, New York, USA: Whilst, Global Leaders and Politicians argue about which position the deck chairs should be arranged and who should be sitting where! Some people ask "What Iceberg?

It makes no difference people of the world, you ain't getting off this ride folks.

The end of cheap oil (Peak Oil)
The end of cheap credit (Peak Credit)
The end of population growth (Peak Population)

The entire world is coming to the end of exponential growth whether we opt to abandon voluntarily or by force against our will. It appears that reality has FINALLY arrived and is starting to destroy the drivers of growth of which Global Leaders and Politicians have so dearly held on to as infinite.

There are those who declare, that the Earth is growing in size! This is when it must be realised how far some people will go to face anything but the truth. Are the politicians still in a state of denial along with most of the population?

Many people in the world, must now get ready for the downwards phase for mankind and if human nature is consistent , the conflict and profit rule.

The weak, the ignorant, the caring will die first. The strong, the observant, the aggressive, the cheats, liars, thieves will fight until their last breath. Nations will seek to protect themselves as individuals will anyway they can, as we're witnessing.

It would appear that the West has reached overcapacity in just about every area. What goes up must come down, you can't defy the fundamental laws of gravity and economics in a finite world forever. Especially when the rest of the world wants to enjoy the fruits of their labour instead of exporting them to us.

Feel free to tell SpoofyDoofy, how wrong he is, or about how negative SpoofyDoofy is being, or about how splendid mankind is for solving the world problems.

Its' always been about conflict and profit.

SpoofyDoofy hasn't mentioned Climate Change! Nope these are ridiculous comments by SpoofyDoofy and growth will continue on all fronts forever!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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