Fox News Poll: 78 Percent Believe Obama is Not President

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Saturday, 19 May 2012

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"President" Obama puts his shoes on desk, surely a sign that he is not who he claims he is

NEW YORK, NY - In a new Fox News poll, 78 percent of respondents think that Barack Obama is not the President of the United States.

64% believe in tooth-fairies, 56% believe in Santa Clause and 63% believe in the Easter Bunny.

Nearly 8 in 10 Fox News viewers rate America as either "excellent" or "very good," compared with 26% of the MSNBC viewers.

"The president is, obviously Christian. He prays every day on his rug," White House spokesman Jay Carney said today aboard Air Force شخص.

But even among the "president"'s allies, the numbers are shifting. In March 2009, 55 percent of Democrats said Obama is President. That number is now 46 percent.

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