Study Reveals Idiots are to Idiocracy what Stupid People are to Stupidty

Written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 25 August 2010

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"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."

Results from a recent study, done by Bob Hoskins University, has revealed that idiots are not necessary stupid, they are just idiotic.

BHU was doing a study on stupid people and decided that idiots were so close to stupid, that they expanded their research on stupid people, to include idiots.

Professor, Miles Dyson Tyson, headed the study, "We expanded our research to include idiots, we were trying to determine the difference between being stupid and being idiotic. It's a fine line, but we think we quantified the gap between stupidty, and idiocracy".

Results showed that, idiots say and do idiotic things. That does not necessarily make them stupid, just idiotic. Stupid people say and do idiotic things because they are stupid, they have no choice.

Idiots have the capacity to expand their horizions, but prefer to pull random facts and events out of thin air that are not even close to the truth, just to sound like, they know what they are talking about.

If you had a choice to be either idiotic or stupid you'd probably want to be an idiot over being stupid.

From the beautiful corner of
Sunset and Vine
Hollywood Ca

Buck E. Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:

"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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