Written by Adam Click

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

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Mike and Mike Winston, of West New Berry were among the attendees at this years event. Both agreed it was the best one yet.

The Diplopia Society of America was pleased to announce a two-fold increase in attendance at its annual meeting compared with last year. In addition an unusually large number of twins chose to attend. leading to speculation that genetics might be an issue in the continuing problems of diplopia sufferers.

The increase was at once fulfilling and worrying for event organizer, Brad Wicks. "I certainly didn't plan on having so many people showing up and I kept thinking "Do I have enough chairs? Is there enough food?"".

Mr. Wicks fears proved to be unfounded. In the end, everyone had a good time and plans are in the works for a meeting in an even bigger venue next year. "If this keeps up we may eventually have to rent a stadium!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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