Those amazing scientists have done it again. Dr Smitch Cumstein and his team have developed their latest super food, known as "Grape on Dollar", this food or 'elixir' can not only provide you with the exact minimum you can eat, but costs from just $1.05.
With food like that you can't go wrong.
Already being exported to 178 countries all across the globe, the hook is "wherever there's a dollar and a grape, there's food" this food will stop the starving of the starving from starvation by extending lives by proportionally longer periods of time for those very very young babies with the fat bellies, aren't they sweet, than for those greedy guts, over 6 months.
(Reminds me of those Honey ants, yum yum.)
The method of transforming a dollar into food by simply squeezing a grape onto it and then microwaving it for 30 seconds in a cup of jello, is a closely guarded secretion, especially from the Chinese, god luv em, b'gorra.
