New Jersey Democrat Frank Lautenberg and his wife were seen at a fund raiser with porn star and part-time singer Lady Gaga.
The 86 year old first met the celebrity after demanding to be taken to one of her concerts. "I heard so much about her on my wireless radio", he said, "that I wanted to meet the woman in the flesh." His aides wheeled him to a front row seat in her concert. When she found out who the guest of honour would be, Lady Gaga toned down her performance by not singing so loudly and by wearing clothes.
"I was dis-appointed", admitted the oldest Senator in the House. "I wanted to see some snatch but I guess it wasn't beaver season".
Lady Gaga, whose real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, shot to fame two years ago by taking her clothes off and pretending to sing.
Mrs Lautenberg wanted to know where her husband had been and why he was suffering from temporary deafness, so he admitted everything and the couple invited the 24 year old round for a fund raiser. "It was all perfectly innocent", said the Senator's wife. "We just chatted and had some tea. Then, when all the guests left, we ripped off our clothes and had hot, steamy sex".
