Mel Gibson To Co-Host Dr. Laura Show

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Saturday, 14 August 2010


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Dr. Laura Schlessinger announced that she is about to finalize a deal where Mel Gibson will appear on her daily radio program as co-host. The professional termagent, who specializes in dispensing tough love and racial epithets to callers to her show, said that his conservative religious views and penchant for recorded tirades featuring racist epithets makes former actor Gibson an excellent fit for her show.

Dr. Schlessinger hosts a daily radio call in program where she portrays herself as a moral paragon whose duty it is to berate callers for their failings. Schlessinger's qualifications include a Ph.D in physiology, a field entirely unrelated to her work as a counselor. Other qualifications include two known adulterous affairs, circulating nude photographs of herself, and long term estrangement from most of her family. Dr. Schlessinger recently caused a stir when she used the "n" word repeatedly in conversation with a black female caller and further told the offended caller that she was being "hypersensitive" when she objected to its use.

Mel Gibson is a former A-list actor and former staunch conservative Catholic whose exaggerated piety culminated in his "The Passion of the Christ." An anti-Semitic tirade following a drunk driving arrest started a downward spiral for Mel who later created a scandal when a series of his conversations with his former girlfriend featuring obscenities, threats and racist insults were made public.

The two plan to encourage calls from minorities they find objectionable so that they can cure them of their hypersensitivity by subjecting them to large numbers of angrily delivered degrading insults specific to their ethnicity, race or religion.

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