Last night in a concert at the Cricket Wireless Pavilion, Trace Adkins made a sexual advance to those who don't like Sheriff Asspayu. The inebriated doped up hillbilly screamed. "anybody who doesn't like sheriff Asspayu can blow me".
Every single male in pink underwear at tent city stood up straight and volunteer to take part in the gang-bang offer.
Yuri Getsyurocksoff an inmate from Russia smiled. "I love that long sweaty blond hair that lies beneath his hat. I often fantasize about him in a pink bikini" Yuri exclaimed.
Chato soplami Macana, a Peruvian inmate serving a thirty years sentence for driving a car with a broken windshield was excited as well. "I would love to bring his friend, El Tobby and watch him walk around the desert heat for two day without bathing. Once he smell like a real man I will attack him.
An overly undersexed black inmate was overcome with joy as well" "Yo cuz that cactus legged hoe-dude is mine, bring that pale bad ass to the tent-hood, put in down on my crib doggy-style brother-man. He be hollering like one them Cayotes at night".
Many members of the gay community in the Phoenix area are purposely breaking their own car windshields and headlights. They stick I hate Asspayu bumper stickers, wear George Lopez masks and whenever they spot the police. They speed up the wrong side of a one way street hoping to get arrested,
Even the most feared gang low-lives in the yard. A group of six crazy-ass midgets named the "low-Blows" are anxiously waiting for further news on the dude hoe-down.
We are not sure if this will ever materialize or if it was just another lie by a delusional tea-party member, Perhaps even a sexual fantasy pipe dream by a drugged-up/drunken closet homosexual.
