Written by Gazzer G

Friday, 16 July 2010

Pop singer Iggy Pink was today rescued from a bizarre suicide attempt in which it threw itself off stage into the waiting crowd below.

Pink, famous for being the world's only ladyboy pop star, shrugged off the incident from its hospital bed.

'I'll be back soon' it Tweeted to concerned fans, 'I've got a lust for life. Lust for life'.

Close pal Lou Reed blamed this on the time he shaved his legs then he was a she. 'I said-hey babe take a walk on the wild side' droned the aged rocker, 'but didn't realise it would take me so literally'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Celebrities

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