Tori Spelling's Family and Friends Are Concerned As Her Weight Drops Down To 61 Pounds!

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Saturday, 10 July 2010


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Tori says that she maintains her weight by only eating one apple on a daily basis.

RESENDA, California - A lot of Tori Spelling's family and friends are deeply concerned about the former 90210 star due to the fact that she keeps losing weight each and every day.

Tori, has admitted that she is now down to 61 pounds, or in simple terms, she weighs as much as Kirstie Alley's left butt cheek.

But Spelling, which is spelled with two "L's" insists that she is not anorexic. She tells everyone that she is just way too tall for her weight.

A close, unnamed friend has said that her friends are starting to call her names behind her back; everything from swizzle stick, and pretzel stick, to pogo stick, pixie stick, and tampon.

Tori somehow found out and replied angrily that sticks and stones may break her bones, but words well never hurt her. Another friend has pointed out that some of her other friends are also calling her sticks.

Spelling said that the stress from her husband Dean McDermott's recent motorcycle accident has caused her tremendous stress.

And a week before that the stress from his skateboard accident in which he ran into a cement truck has also taken its toll.

She is also blaming part of her extreme weight loss on four recent flu bouts with the swine flu, the pine flu, the sunshine flu, and the wine flu.

To view detailed photos of Tori Spelling's deep shrunken chest cavity between her two gigantic fake boobs log on to www.torisbigfakeboobsbetweenhershrunkenchestcavity.tit

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