SWAGS Plan Wild Vegas Weekend

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 29 July 2010

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SWAGS On The Razzle!

The SWAGS - Spoofers' Wives And Girlfriends - announced this morning that while the guys enjoy a jolly boys' outing in London on August 28th, they will be having a wild girly weekend in Las Vegas.

The general concensus appears to be that anything the Spoofers can do, the SWAGS can go one better.

Details are a little sketchy at this point, but rumour has it that the SWAGS will be joining The Bonkettes at a strip joint and consuming copious amounts of hard liquor, consequently behaving very badly indeed.

The venue has yet to be announced, but it is thought that the initial assembly will involve a champagne and cream cake reception.

One SWAG, who wouldn't be identified told us that the girls were intent on having a high old time, and not sitting in some musty pub sipping beer and wittering endlessly on about old Spoof articles. She went on to intimate that sexy fancy dress would almost certainly feature, as would removing a male stripper's thong with the teeth.

One Spoofer, mortified by our revelation exclaimed:

"You WHAT? Sexy fancy dress? Taking thongs off with their teeth? Getting drunk and down 'n' dirty? I don't believe it! My Mrs NEVER behaves like that at home! Our most exciting sexual encounter in recent years involved me banging the wardrobe door with my foot, flicking the bedroom light on and off and flicking some water about. So we could pretend we were 'at it' in a thunderstorm."

More SWAG news as we get it.

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