Gen McChrystal to join Osama in the fight against American invasion of Afghanistan

Funny story written by Harunalafia

Friday, 25 June 2010

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Following his sacking, the former American commander in Afghanistan, Gen Stanley McChrystal has vow to join forces with Osama in fighting American invasion of Afghanistan.

Speaking Yesterday in Osama Bin Laden's palace somewhere in a village in Yemen where he is said to be hiding.

Gen McChrystal assured Osama that having worked for the American Government, all secrets pertaing American strategy in Afghanistan are in his fingertips, gen McChrystal says his first task will be to turn American Soldiers to Osama's soldiers who by now have all become loyal to him rather than to the American Government.

He further said all arms and ammunition given to him by the American government to fight in Afghanistan are still under his custody, so he will hand them to Osama's camp as part of his first task in fighting America.

When it was time for Osama to make his own speech, the first thing he had to say was: "Ever since I was growing up, never in my life have I ever trust an American, so how do you Gen Stanley McChrystal want me to trust you that you will work for me?"

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